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Meaningful Beauty Looks Shady To Me

Influenster sent me a free sample of Creme de Serum, the anti-aging serum that is part of Cindy Crawford’s Meaningful Beauty product line. My first impression wasn’t good. The plastic packaging is cheap and cheesy. However, after using the product for a couple of days I thought maybe I had judged it too harshly. I […]

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I Just Want To Heat Up A Frozen Pizza, For Pete’s Sake

Our oven broke a while back and after several weeks of being ovenless our property management company (who I normally refer to as our ‘slumlords’ but instead let’s just call them ABC) finally replaced it…with one that doesn’t work right either. After a week of nagging, today they finally called and said they spoke with […]

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A Shell Of A Woman Playing Quarters With The D

**WARNING: Look away if you can’t handle gross body functions,  disgusting hospital procedures or my mother.** Humor is my coping mechanism. If I suffer a mild trauma I can usually see the humorous side of it almost immediately but more severe traumatic experiences could take years. I recently suffered a trauma at the hands of […]

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Texas, Public Information, Telemarketers and Singing Butt Monkeys

Dear State of Texas, You have disappointed and irritated me today. Since I am a native daughter, disappointment and irritation at my beloved state are rare and unpleasant feelings for me which could result in a lot of local stink eye. These stink eye inducing feelings are compounded by the fact that I’m not exactly […]

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Making Your Fruits and Veggies Happy

We’ve recently starting participating in Bountiful Baskets and as a result I’ve had to do some quick research on the best way to store fresh produce. First of all let me say that so far I’m very happy with Bountiful Baskets. The fruits and vegetables are extremely fresh and delicious and I’ve estimated that we’re […]

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From Squirrel Feeders to Disintegration Bundles

I just love the internet. Sure there’s some bad stuff out there that you should avoid and some people should probably steer clear of it completely but for information junkies such as myself it’s an eternal fountain of joy. I especially love it when I start looking for one thing then accidentally stumble upon something […]